She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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