Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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