I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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