Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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