like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
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