4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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