Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
he fucked my hip out of place.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
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