i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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