Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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