My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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