That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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