Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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