i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
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