If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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