U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
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