Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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