worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize
