He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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