And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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