problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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