He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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