And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
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