garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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