I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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