so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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