What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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