That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Congratulations! We have a period
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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