Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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