do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
my nose is crying tears of wow.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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