Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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