i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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