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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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