Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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