Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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