...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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