As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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