: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Randomize
