He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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