is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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