i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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