youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
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