i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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