I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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