My brain says no but my pants say off.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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