and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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