I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
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