Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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