We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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