The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize
