Define "chronic" masturbator.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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