I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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