She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
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